John Hodgman at Radio & TV Correspondents’ Dinner

@burnsinblack COURT WILL SAY GIVE OBAMA DEATH PENALTY
None but courts of law, juries, justice alone can jail, try, judge Obama’s crimes: with a fake certificate becoming president and so wrongly getting nuclear force-access
It’s USA’s worst crime, Army high treason, top security breach; certainly carries death penalty, no doubt

Also on Obama’s election day broadcast on all TVs was Lotto’s # 666 (Antichrist’s Beast’s Mark)
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I heard Kwisatz Haderach and I gigglesnorted.
And yeah, they WERE easy questions! Haha.

dude he should’ve gone up on stage and went “hello, im a pc” then walk off stage

@tomitstube

Dungeon Master, Refered to as the DM, essentially the referee/guy who plays all of the antagonists in a dungeon and dragons game. There’s more to the joke than that but there’s a character limit. Just look up the importance of having a good involved DM.

Shai-Hulud
Thumper
Water of LIfe

LLAP=teh win.

Wow.

I love how Hodgeman’s smart enough that he can make some veiled criticisms in there and get away with it without anyone knowing it!

@KRSONMar Like what?

“[Mr. President,] you are clearly not exactly the person we hoped you would be.”

WOW,
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I like the way dog paws feel around my waist while he stuffs his cum filled knot into my ass and squirts into my stomach and down my legs. I like the way his hind legs scratch my thighs and his thick succulent tongue feels against mine.

I love the way he delivers one msg to Barack.. good one!

@SomeNofA – Well, he was also referring to the fact that a bunch of the founders were Deists — they believed that G*d set the world in motion, and then declined to intervene to help anyone out after that. Similarly, it’s a DM’s job to create the world and administer the rules impartially, rather than providing information (prophecy) or help (miracles) to the Player Characters.

BO is still smelly! No matter how hard you try you can’t turn an ASS into a Thoroughbred!

I love hodgeman but i found this speech/bit/what ever to be rather dry. I mean there were some great parts but he didnt seem as on as he usually acts. 4/5

epic.

triumph of the geeks

I can’t believe that I remember this but

1. Shai-hulud
2. Thumper
3. Water of life.

HEY GUISE. I came here from a site called Reddit. They don’t want Youtube users there. You all know what to do.

@privatepyle82 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

@sociopathix I agree entirely, but he must be careful around the president.

@Unclesamslair They were softball questions.

@privatepyle82 not your personal army.

Sooo… Is he, as I, being a Troper and all that, am compusorily forced to ask with some letters in caps, One Of Us? Or is he a Half Huma- I mean, Nerd Hybrid? What is he? Is perhaps that question’s answer what they’re referring to when they say that These Are Things Man Was Not Meant To Know? Would we all Go Mad From The Revelation, or would we Ascend To A Higher Plane Of Existence? The mathematicians of the world are all united in their opinion, and their resounding answer is: Yes.